Arcade Wholesome · HR approved · session only

Donkey Punch

Whack-a-Mole · corporate stress relief

Your infinite meeting has started. Load up to 12 faces of people draining your corporate soul — then mute every last one across a 4×4 grid before 60 seconds runs out. Images live only in this tab and vanish when you close it.

Play now 🔨

Holes

4 × 4 grid · 16

Photo slots

Up to 12

Data storage

Session only · no cloud

Rating

HR-approved ✅

Load targets → How to play

Grid 4 × 4 16 holes · full arcade board

Photo slots Up to 12 Your cast · session-only storage

Data storage Session only No cloud · no server · nothing saved PRIVATE

Rating HR-approved Friendly whack-a-mole · no violence SAFE

Friendly game · HR approved

Not what it
sounds like.
Not even close.

Donkey Punch is a 100% wholesome arcade game — think Whack-a-Mole meets corporate satire. No actual punching, no violence, no HR incidents. Upload faces, click to mute, laugh at the absurdity. Nothing is saved, uploaded, or stored anywhere outside your browser tab.

How to play

01 /

Load your cast

Upload up to 12 faces — bosses, coworkers, anyone who schedules a Friday-4pm sync. Photos repeat across all 16 holes. Leave slots empty for anonymous office drones.

02 /

They join the call

Faces pop up across the 4×4 grid — 16 holes, up to 12 faces cycling through. The meeting picks up speed the closer you get to the end. Classic chaos.

03 /

Click to mute

Hit a face to mute them. Chain hits for combo bonuses. Miss and your combo breaks. Score as high as possible before time runs out.

Load targets

Tap a slot to upload a photo. Up to 12 faces — they repeat across all 16 holes.

Session only — gone when you close this tab

0 of 9 targets loaded — defaults will fill empty slots