🏆 Certificate
Digital Transformation Pioneer
PowerPoint Division
From $15 · PDF included
Launch dayCertificates · Merch · Bundles
Merch that tells the truth.
Certificates for LinkedIn glory, drinkware for roadmap survivors, tees Legal wishes you wouldn't wear — every piece carries the donkey mark so the joke travels with you.
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🏆 Certificate
🏆 Certificate
Certified AI Strategy Visionary
No implementation required
From $15 · PDF included
🏆 Certificate
AI-First by Q2
Achievement: unlocked
From $15 · PDF included
🏆 Certificate
Pilot Program Immortality
Year 4 is still "early days"
From $15 · PDF included
🏆 Certificate
Roadmap Session Twice
Same deck, new confidence
From $15 · PDF included
🏆 Certificate
Steering Committee MVP
RACI not included
From $15 · PDF included
☕ Drinkware
"I Survived the AI Roadmap" Mug
Cream ceramic · 11 oz · dishwasher safe
From $18
☕ Drinkware
Powered by AI (and Excel)
Black ceramic · dishwasher safe
From $20
👕 Apparel
Corporate AI Tagline Tee
Pink–purple headline gradient · unisex
From $26
👕 Apparel
Steering Committee Survivor
For the calendar-proof · unisex
From $26
🏷️ Stickers
Sticker Pack
The AI Transformation Collection · weatherproof vinyl
$9
🖼️ Poster
Framed Tagline Poster
Full gradient headline · wall-ready
From $34
🔑 Accessories
Acrylic Keychain
Donkey mark · laser-etched · pocket truth
$12
🏷️ Stickers
Bumper Triptych
Three beats of honesty · weatherproof
$14
📦 Bundle
The Full Transformation Bundle
Mug + shirt + sticker sheet + one certificate of your choice
From $58 · Save ~$12
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